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Sure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. Up close? She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens. 

  • No Slip
    • Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating. 
  • No Bounce
    • Snug, lightweight blue frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
  • All Polarized
    • Glare-reducing, polarized gold lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • All Original
    • A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)

I Have Venus Envy

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Sure, Venus looks gorgeous from Earth. Up close? She's an ugly celestial hellscape. (What the 90's kids would have called "a total Monet.") Unlike you, who'll look legitimately stellar in these limited-edition, translucent starry purple-orange VRG frames with a single pinkish-purple reflective lens. 

  • No Slip
    • Constructed with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating. 
  • No Bounce
    • Snug, lightweight blue frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing while you crush your workout.
  • All Polarized
    • Glare-reducing, polarized gold lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays.
  • All Original
    • A classic frame shape with timeless appeal that will always be in style. (Unlike those heinous trends of the late ‘00s.)
I Have Venus Envy
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